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[Hugh Akston]

I think you misunderstand - I just hope it worked out well with Amy in Arlington. I hope you poored bourbon down her throat like it was a PiKap breakfast that she came back to your place and danced like she was a cross between a VCU band leader and Mikey dunking on a small child and then went to work on you like VCUPanther on a rest stop glory hole.

Good thoughts your way Jollay. Good thoughts.

[Jollay]

Thanks Hugh! But all I did was send her my must haves and cannot haves in a relationship.

The ridiculous animal sex will take a few weeks I'm afraid. EHarmony works slow. But by June I will have 9 girlfriends of various levels of attractiveness.