Apparently only in NoVA... food stamps probably work too.
Wondering if we're so stupid, why you capitalized "Mountains" and "Meth"? Usually capitalization is from forms of high respect (Pope, President, etc.) or proper names...
Actually, just so you know, in the mountains we make booze with old radiators and sell the anti-freeze cocktail to people in NoVA. The Mexicans take it up there for us on their way home from working our farms, which is fertilized with cow dung and then sold to NoVA. We also dump our sewage and industrial waste in the rivers which flows down to Richmond, NoVA, and Hampton Roads for ya'll to drink.
Enjoy your dinner.