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  1. #11
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    Dec 2005
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    Va Beach, V
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    Default Re: limerick madness

    There once was a coach named Shaka
    Who thought his team was a locka
    But when the seedings came out
    He started to pout
    Cuz his team really sucked a big c@cka.

  2. #12
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
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    Default Re: limerick madness

    There once was a coach called Hewitt
    who toiled at Tech till he blew it
    Reborn in a hell called Mason
    Their demise he is sure to hasten.
    In their half empty dome
    The sidelines he doth roam
    Whilst thuggish players set a tone
    Oconner must publicly chasten.

  3. #13
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    Mar 2011
    Location
    Norfolk, VA
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    Default Re: limerick madness

    I think N2theBLUE so far has the winner. Here's a slightly tamer one:

    Comm'r Yeager will swear
    That the tournament's totally fair
    But we know the facts
    That under his slacks
    He wears black and gold underwear
    Fortunate to be an adopted Monarch.

  4. #14
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    The FBS
    Posts
    2,283

    Default Re: limerick madness

    There once was a team that couldn't shoot
    It was very hard for fans to root
    But a few days they did play
    In a tournament for the CAA
    And gave every team the boot

  5. #15
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    Jan 2009
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    Norfolk, VA.
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    Default Re: limerick madness

    I cheered from a torn up seat
    It smelled like dirty feet
    There was puke yellow all around
    And all those hobos let out a nasty sound
    As they cried about the three-peat

  6. #16
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    Norfolk, VA
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    Default Re: limerick madness

    The Drexel contingent all say
    That the Dragons will go all the way
    But their head coach named Bruiser
    Suspended a loser
    So it's now even odds this Sunday
    Fortunate to be an adopted Monarch.

  7. #17

    Default Re: limerick madness

    It's Tournament Time so place your bets
    Nothing is better good as it gets
    Gotta Love my man BAZE
    Never ceases to Amaze
    Money on Monarchs to cut down the nets

  8. #18
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    Feb 2008
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    Default Re: limerick madness

    The Virginia Big Three were the same,
    Where basketball was the only game,
    Then the Monarchs got bold,
    Foreman Field seats were sold,
    By comparison the other two are lame.

  9. #19
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Virginia Beach, VA
    Posts
    562

    Default Re: limerick madness

    There once was a QB named Taylor
    Thats better then that guy from Baylor
    I bet he can play point
    And light up the joint
    Since our senior points been a failure

    Of course I'm talking about DeLancey
    Whose play has been anything but fancy
    I hope Blaine's smart
    And he doesn't start
    And may be we'll have a chancey

  10. #20
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Richmond
    Posts
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    Default Re: limerick madness

    Seth has a big melon head.
    CAA teams cause him great dread.
    His players in a brawl
    With those playing football.
    Over drug money, 'nuff said.

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