limerick madness

[N2theBLUE]

There once was a coach named Shaka
Who thought his team was a locka
But when the seedings came out
He started to pout
Cuz his team really sucked a big c@cka.

[monarchblue]

There once was a coach called Hewitt
who toiled at Tech till he blew it
Reborn in a hell called Mason
Their demise he is sure to hasten.
In their half empty dome
The sidelines he doth roam
Whilst thuggish players set a tone
Oconner must publicly chasten.

[ViewFromSec102]

I think N2theBLUE so far has the winner. Here's a slightly tamer one:

Comm'r Yeager will swear
That the tournament's totally fair
But we know the facts
That under his slacks
He wears black and gold underwear

[Sirloinburger]

There once was a team that couldn't shoot
It was very hard for fans to root
But a few days they did play
In a tournament for the CAA
And gave every team the boot

[smudge12]

I cheered from a torn up seat
It smelled like dirty feet
There was puke yellow all around
And all those hobos let out a nasty sound
As they cried about the three-peat

[ViewFromSec102]

The Drexel contingent all say
That the Dragons will go all the way
But their head coach named Bruiser
Suspended a loser
So it's now even odds this Sunday

[obiwan35]

It's Tournament Time so place your bets
Nothing is better good as it gets
Gotta Love my man BAZE
Never ceases to Amaze
Money on Monarchs to cut down the nets

[CAA Flagship]

The Virginia Big Three were the same,
Where basketball was the only game,
Then the Monarchs got bold,
Foreman Field seats were sold,
By comparison the other two are lame.

[MonarchMadness]

There once was a QB named Taylor
Thats better then that guy from Baylor
I bet he can play point
And light up the joint
Since our senior points been a failure

Of course I'm talking about DeLancey
Whose play has been anything but fancy
I hope Blaine's smart
And he doesn't start
And may be we'll have a chancey

[ODUsmitty]

Seth has a big melon head.
CAA teams cause him great dread.
His players in a brawl
With those playing football.
Over drug money, 'nuff said.