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Halftime Hero
11-05-2003, 10:32 PM
With the Upenn game less than 3 weeks away we need to start thinking about a roll-out. Any thoughts? I have a list but looking back they kinda suck. My personal fave so far:

Looks like somone got lost on their way to the library.

or something like "U got nothing left"

just a couple to get the ball rolling...
DrexPhanatic
11-06-2003, 08:15 AM
I've been to many Ivy League games and I always liked when other schools rolled out "Penn: Ivy League Safety School".

But I am not sure if that would work in this case considering it is at least 5x as hard to get into Penn than Drexel....maybe less.

But it is by far the easiest Ivy to get into. We should make fun of that.
Fan of the Year
11-06-2003, 08:56 AM
Yeah, I'm not sure we should tackle anything about academics unless we are making fun of them for studying or something like that.
Halftime Hero
11-06-2003, 08:59 AM
Best in the Ivy League, runner-up on 33rd Street.

or my personal fave so far...

We tried to schedule Princeton, Penn was our safetey school.
DrexPhanatic
11-06-2003, 09:01 AM
I like that HH.

The only other idea that I have is to bring up the motor-oil incident that happened a year ago when they tried to light a few Princeton students on fire...

http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2002/11/18/3dd8a61e2baee

Other than that I am out of ideas for now.
Fan of the Year
11-06-2003, 09:04 AM
I'm not sure if Princeton does rollouts, but if so I'm sure they've already done one similar to that.
DrexPhanatic
11-06-2003, 09:12 AM
You're right...I cannot think of anything original. I suck at this... :oops: :cry: :evil:
Oneway
11-06-2003, 09:30 AM
We tried to schedule Princeton, Penn was our safetey school

That's my fave so far.
DUKev
11-06-2003, 09:42 AM
We tried to schedule Princeton, Penn was our safetey school.
HAHAHAHAH!!! ding ding ding we have a winner
scoots
11-06-2003, 10:25 AM
thats a good one
Halftime Hero
11-06-2003, 10:26 AM
wait wait, one more... (of course we can make more than one)

Daddy's Trustfund, the Ultimate Co-op Experience
Fan of the Year
11-06-2003, 10:28 AM
I think the Princeton was is funny, but just seems kind of stupid coming from us. Plus the whole safety school thing has been done a million times.
DUKev
11-06-2003, 10:36 AM
wait wait, one more... (of course we can make more than one)

Daddy's Trustfund, the Ultimate Co-op Experience

hahaha
does your wit know no bounds!? you have a real knack for this stuff
Halftime Hero
11-06-2003, 10:46 AM
Well Kev, don't think any less of me but I didn't come up with any of the slogans I mentioned.
Fan of the Year
11-06-2003, 12:07 PM
How about this one since you guys like to attack I-AA football.

"Ivy League Athletics, about as useful as I-AA football."
DrexelTim
11-06-2003, 12:16 PM
Not Rollouts exactly but still some penn Jokes.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
DrexelTim
11-06-2003, 12:22 PM
Penn. 1/3 Ego, 1/3 Money, 1/3 Suck. All Ass.
Fan of the Year
11-06-2003, 12:26 PM
Ha, I'm sure ticket lady would throw us out for that one.
DrexelTim
11-06-2003, 12:27 PM
Proofread this. PENN BLOWS.
hardcoredon
11-06-2003, 01:24 PM
DrexelTim is out for blood today. F the ticket lady, she won't pulll that crap this year. Shoudl be lots of tickets chants yelled in her direction. FOTY, we could have used that idea for last year with UD: Mo Sessoms, as useful as I-AA football. That's a double burn.

I like the one about the trust fund. We should have one for after we win,

Back to Back U City Champs
Dr. Exel
11-06-2003, 01:45 PM
The trust fund is my favorite
TJ Reaper
11-07-2003, 04:25 AM
Whoa. Drexel fans are rough :)

What about while you guys are ahead 15 points, say something like "What's wrong, Penn? Ran out of ink?"

It may sound wack, but hey, I had to get in on this :) Plus I laughed at it.. 8)
DragonWagon
11-09-2003, 12:36 PM
How about after we do a really good play we say, "If Penn is such a good college, how come we just took you to school?!?"

Or maybe, "We have less gunpoint robberies on campus than you do!"

But I dunno about that last one
DU Dude
11-10-2003, 01:11 AM
I agree that the Safety School line is tired and unoriginal.
And I think ive seen the lightbulb ones before on a website for Princeton

I DO like the Daddys trustfund...wheres that credit goin too?

If all else fails lets just say "Puck Fenn" and throw a yamaca on...have you seen these kids?!
TJ Reaper
11-10-2003, 03:03 AM
Puck Fenn....that's hillarious....I would slip and go for the gold on that one :)

I really like the take you the school one.....hey, why am I acting like I am going to be at the game?? LOL.....
DUfunnyman
11-11-2003, 08:47 AM
DU Dude, DragonWagon......welcome to the boards. WHere did you hear about this site? (just outta curiousity)
DU Dude
11-11-2003, 09:16 AM
DUFUNNY,
Been a longtime viewer of the CAA boards, just never posted. Now that Ive got some free time and can attend more games, and the DAC PACK is well established, I figured it was time i posted. Ya know, make some contributions.
DUfunnyman
11-11-2003, 02:41 PM
Are you a DAC PACK memebr?
Halftime Hero
11-11-2003, 03:12 PM
the DUDE is a half-assed dac pack member, says he'll go to some games then never shows, we'll see if he can live up to the hype this year now that we're becoming ever more "popular" haha...
DU Dude
11-11-2003, 04:16 PM
Im the Dude, man, just call me the dude...

And HH, I WILL be making it to as many games as possible this year. Granted times in the past permitted me, as well as class, from attending. This year ill be skipping more to attend the games. Im sure Miss Hero doesnt appreciate you missing classes for games...but we wont go there. This board is for basketball.

I, much like many of you, have a grudge against UD. One could say mine is more personal. I also dispise UPENN and, until recently, invested interests in whoopin up on Towson.

So I am very eager to kick this season off. And I will be in the crowd with my yellow shirt on, cheering on the Dragons.
DragonWagon
11-11-2003, 05:13 PM
Hey all, yeah I'm a freshamn this year but I've always been a big college basketball fan so I decided to check out the DAC Pack. I went to the 1st half of the blue/white scrimage and should be able to make the exhibition game next week.
In addition to that I am from right outside (like 5 minutes driving) of Towson, so I know how bad that school is at b-ball and hope we can pound them this year.
The funniest thing is on local TV they always had commercials last year for Towson basketball trying to get people to buy tickets, and their main catch line was "watch as the Tigers fight their way to the top of the CAA!" even when they had one conferance win towards the end of the season, so I always got a laugh at that.
dukaholic
11-11-2003, 05:14 PM
Or duder, or el duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing...
Sea Dog
11-12-2003, 10:49 AM
Dragon Wagon: Welcome to Drexel and the boards. To answer your question, Towson is not good.

The best atmosphere in college hoops is a packed palestra, make sure you check it out and a close second is a packed DAC (or PEAC for us Alums) - no excuses to miss any games there.
hardcoredon
11-12-2003, 12:05 PM
Good to see some new faces posting on the board. I can't wait for the season to kick off. The blue/gold scrimmage got me ready for some bball.
Hope to see the new guys at the games.